- Last week in class: 6 people
- This week in class: 106 people, 5 dogs, 2 cats, and a partridge in a pear tree.
- Mom: Do you remember how we treat library books?
- Kid: We hug them like they're our best friends!
why did the scarecrow get a promotion
because he was outstanding in his field
This is why I love these people.
Words can’t tell how I’m feeling at the moment.
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it