chess-ka:

A friend and I once ran into Jonathan Hyde (Van Pelt) in a pub after seeing him in a production of “King Lear”. My friend said, “Your character in Jumanji gave me nightmares when I was 7.”

Hyde looked him straight in the eye, stepped really close so they were basically nose-to-nose, and said: “Good.”

Then he walked away. What a dude.

(Source: iremonez)

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

  • JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
  • INTERVIEWER: Like what?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
  • INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”

raggedyshan:

Raw Protein Guacamole & Salsa Stuffed Tomatoes…

Ingredients:

  • 3 Medium Tomatoes
  • Hemp Seeds (to garnish & add additional protein)

Protein Guacamole:

  • 1 Ripe Avocado
  • 1 tbsp Raw Protein Powder (plain unflavoured)
  • 1 tbsp Olive Oil (cold press)
  • 2 tsp Ground Cumin
  • 2 tsp Apple Cider Vinegar
  • 1 Pinch Celtic Sea Salt
  • 1 Pinch Ground Black Pepper

Green Salsa Topping:

  • 1/4 Red Onion (diced)
  • 1/4 Green Capsicum (diced)
  • 1 heaped Tbsp Black Spanish Olives (diced)
  • 1 Sprig of Spring Onion (finely chopped)
  • 1 Tbsp Cilantro (finely chopped)
  • 1 pinch of Smoked Paprika
  • Juice of half one lime

Instructions:

  1. Cut tomatoes in half, and scoop out centres
  2. In a food processor add all your guacamole ingredients and blitz until smooth and creamy
  3. Prepare all your salsa ingredients in a mixing bowl, and mix when finished
  4. With a spoon divide the guacamole into the 6 tomatoes halves and fill
  5. Top guacamole filled tomato’s with your salsa until all are evenly dispersed
  6. Lastly sprinkle with hemp seeds to garnish

These are a GREAT Quick bite, fresh packed lunch, or even just an afternoon snack. They are great to look at, and so tasty! I’m always trying to amp up my protein as I eat a lot of raw foods. The protein guacamole is such a great way to do that, yet stay clean and green! I hope you enjoy these as much as I did!